His favorite column is "Viewing the Field with Milo Yield"; since there is no other name given as the writer, we'll assume his name is Milo. He writes about things he has experienced in his 71 years of living, from farm to current happenings. Then he always throws in a paragraph or two of humor such as the following:
"Another overheard coffee shop statement: 'The reason why baby diapers have brand names such as Luvs and Huggies, while undergarments for old people are called Depends is that when babies mess in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em and Hug'em. When old people do the same, it Depends on who's in the will.'"
Think about it,